brained


verb. to be hit really hard in the head.
i got seriously brained against a brick wall and i still can’t see straight.
verb: to have someone else’s hairy b-lls shoved in your face unexpectedly. when they are shoved in your face, the b-lls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. p-n-s should be hidden in the process so that the b-lls are the only thing that are shown.
guy 1: “dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. guess what i did”
guy 2: “what?”
guy 1: “i licked ’em!”

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