Bram


the most awesome person on earth. he is awesome, funny, amazing, and what ever you can think off. he always is there to aid you, and he always wins!
we’ve all got a friend who’s called bram!
noun. a joker, a comical character, a good time guy or gal, a funster. from the c-ckney rhyming slang ‘what a joker, what a bram stoker, what an absolute bram.’

related: to bram bramming brameraderie ‘this could have some serious bramifications’
greg did (funny thing). what a bram!
male reproductive organ
wow! you have a huge bram!
a term invented by d akkus, who connected the words ‘bruv’ and ‘fam’ because he could not find a strong enough word to describe his -ssociates.
d akkus: ‘hey bram whats up?’

ulique: ‘alright bram. yourself?’
a female bro, or a female with temporary bro status.
hey bros, nina is gonna join us for our b-dubs run
but, bro, she’s not a bro.
she’s a bram, it’s all cool.
unit of measurement for n00bs
the average n00b weighs approximately 10 brams
unit of measurement for noobs
1. that loser berkosh-ts is 8.5 brams on the noober scale

2. anyone who weighs more than one bram should should just give the world a break and shoot a noob tube at themselves.

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