Branching Cluster Fuck
a given task that seems straightforward and minor cl-ster f-cked at first. but as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cl-ster f-ck in and of itself and requires it’s own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. and more so down the line
a continually cl-stering cl-ster of cl-ster f-cks…or, branching cl-ster f-ck.
have you seen the new change management process? i have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and i have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and i have to get those 2 managers to approve again…and only then do i sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! i mean, how much of a branching cl-ster f-ck can you get!!??
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