Brandeis Goggles
the phenomena experienced by brandeis university students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. this is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at brandeis. students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
girl 1: did you see that guy walking past? he was so hot!
girl 2: honey, you need to take off your brandeis goggles. he was balding and fat at 20 years old.
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