Brandon Loftis
brandon- the english derivative of the french name “brendan” meaning famous and well liked
loftis- the man who will take over the world
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brandon loftis- the english man who will one day take over the world!
guy 1: dude! that guy looks just like the brandon loftis in the movie!
guy 2: really? i thought he died in that movie…
guy 1: yeah, but so what? he could still be real..
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