Brandon Moore
a self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)’s neck and the other around your erect p-n-s (leave a little loose for proper friction). by gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the ‘performer’ of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the p-n-s…the poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very s-d-stic h-rny woman….after -j-c-l-t–n, apply ice to the crotch region.
“hey man, why you walkin so funny?”
“i got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a brandon moore.”
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