brandon novak
former pro-skater, signed by tony hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. is now clean, and living in castle bam in west chester, pennsylvania. claims to make “fast company” with numerous girls each night and tells about it on radio bam. super fly, but super h-rny.
friend of bam margera, brandon dicamillo, raab himself, tim glomb, bucky lasek, rake yohn, etc.
plays “dooley” on bam’s movie haggard, and appears on mtv’s viva la bam.
also known as: dream seller, dead beat dad (knocked girl up on one night stand), dbd, nudie novak (doesn’t think twice about getting naked in public), life partner (to bam), heroin novak.
bam: -pushes novak into river-
brandon: “this water is dirtier than the girl i hooked up with last night!”
brandon: “hey bam, how do you spell novak?”
dooley: “watch your mouth sweetheart.”
bam’s h-rny friend from sirius radio. he was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. he is s-xy, but has many std’s.
he gets alot of chicks
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