branson
a place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
tony orlando and dawn are performing nightly in branson.
a branson is a term reffering to a bl-w j-b, usually in which a woman performs oral s-x on a man of affluence.
that chick is a gold digger but she gives great bransons.
a virgin derived from the owner of ‘virgin’ – richard branson
person a: “mate i horsed da life clean outta her”
person b: “no ya didn’t ya branson”
to receive a gay s-x act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.
“look at him he’s itching for a branson”
bran’sun / bran’sund
getting a bj or hand relief off a recently married man.
1) “i got a branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath…..”
2) “my boss in accounts nealt down and bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday”
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