Branston FC
a quality side in the hardy signs division 2. they are currently in the semi-final for the mcdonalds junior cup. after being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. their record home win is 10-2 against uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against woodville. their key players are jake barker in defensive midfield, aidan stephenson in central defence, max bishop in central midfield, krakendinho on the left wing and oliver hickman as chief benchwarmer.
and it’s branston fc, branston fc! we’re by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!
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