brass balls


contrary to its recent misuse as a euphemism for audacity or courage, to have “br-ss b-lls” actually means to drive a hard bargain and to refuse to sell for less than what you ask for.

the term dates back to the days when p-wn shop brokers would traditionally hang three br-ss b-lls outside their shop doors to indicate their services.
you mean to tell me that this guitar is only worth $15? you’ve got some real br-ss b-lls on you!
a pair of metallic spheres, each approximately 2 inches in diameter, connected by a string or chain and meant to represent the male testes. used as a motivational tool by alec baldwin in the 1992 film version of david mamet’s glengarry glen ross.
it takes br-ss b-lls to sell real estate.
no fear! scared of nothing.
that dude has some major br-ss b-lls!
audacity, courage (an elaboration of b-lls)
it takes br-ss b-lls to face a monster.
refering to ultimate manliness, courage, or endurance that a man may possess.
long distance runners must have br-ss b-lls to endure thier intence training.
‘br-ss b-lls’ are what santa’s elves need, when they complete their work for christmas. reference comes from 2005 sat-rday night live skit, featuring alec baldwin.

alec baldwin waved those br-ss b-lls in front of santa’s elves – was that a call to glory, or just showing off?
bits of a br-ss monkey. often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.
jesus, mary and joseph! that’d freeze the b-lls off a br-ss monkey.

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