Brassmaggot


this crew of eight members enjoys idolizing a certain metalhead, baking clay figures, growing their afros and attempting to make connections with zeke, emoni, an and thien son.

members are all on average, and are all special.

gang colors are blue and orange.

meetings are mandatory, and occur at various undisclosed locations.

okay, imagine this… everybody falls asleep, but for some reason you wake up… and you hear footsteps of someone coming down the stairs.. you hear his chain clanging in the distance.. then he goes k— i love you. if this has ever happened to you. please contact us at the swahili fun club hotline! (202)pit-chas

br-ssmaggot invited me to go hang out with them tonight.
i don’t know how i’ll feel tomorrow morning…

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