bratch


a hybrid of b-tch and brat. together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.
she’s such a bratch.
1. a male b-tch.
2. a frat boy or preppy male good for two things: f-cking, and running errands.
3. a male prost-tute who is owned by a pimp; a male who has borrowed money from you.
1. “did you hear about chet’s hissy fit when his girlfriend wouldn’t let him get blonde highlights? what a bratch!”

2. “bratch, you’re interrupting my halo pwnage with your inane babble about the red sox vs the mariners. i don’t want to hear your mouth do anything but recite the alphabet on my (insert genitalia here). now go get me a gl-ss of merlot/whiskey and c-ke/sam adams/sandwitch, bratch!”

3. “where’s my money, bratch?”
(back-scratches) the marks on your back made from your partner during kinky s-x.
bro 1: dude, that girl i left the party with last night was a freak!

bro 2: i could tell man. those bratches make you look like an illegal immigrant.
another term for b-tch. probably a development from b-tch–>bizzatch–>bizzratch–>bratch.
ex: man, i had to waste that bratch after she gave me the cleaveland steamer. how did she do that?

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