Bratjob
having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a bl-w j-b. it is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. also, a sort of “yin and yang” of s-xual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.
it has been said that if the bratjob existed in freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.
there are variations including “the maxwell street suck-off” which strictly involves chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “the tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
“man, i got a great bratjob last night. the girl was great and i sure do love bratwurst.”
having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a bl-w j-b.
man, i got a great brat job last night. the girl was great and i sure do love bratwurst.
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