braylon
an amazing person who can be an -sshole at times but is amazing no matter what with gorgeous blue eyes and beautiful brown hair. usually loves pothography. stubborn. but is a hilarious and wonderfull and stunning person all around and any girl would be lucky to have him.
person 1- who is that amazing gorgeous peron over there taking pictures
person 2- oh that’s braylon he’s stunnig right?
to drop an object when it is easily tossed to you. inspired by football player braylon edwards, who routinely drops easy p-sses and occasionally (as in once every 5 years) makes spectacular ones.
variations:
failin’ braylon
braylon deadwards
sam: “hey ben, you forgot your car keys.”
-sam tosses keys-
-ben completely whiffs on them-
sam: “stop pulling a braylon and catch the godd-mn keys.”
one who receives none; one who is all time pitcher because he can’t catch; to drop something
your pitching today because of your horrible braylon last night
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