Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese
a female swallows an entire roll of floss. this act is performed by pulling floss out of a female -n-s directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining partic-p-nts like beads must be at least 8 members. the woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females -n-s must -j-c-l-t- before all the floss can be pulled through all partic-p-nts. each person going down the line must then -rg-sm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and s-m-n.
a family walks into a talent agency. it’s a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. the father says to the talent agent, “we have a really amazing act. you should represent us.” the agent says that he doesn’t represent family acts, “they’re a little too cute.” the mother interrupts the agent, “sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us.” the talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, “ok. ok. i’ll take a look.”
the female swallows an entire roll of floss. this act is performed by pulling floss out of a female -n-s directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining partic-p-nts like beads must be at least 8 members. the woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females -n-s must -j-c-l-t- before all the floss can be pulled through all partic-p-nts. each person going down the line must then -rg-sm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and s-m-n.
for the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. finally, he manages, “that’s a h-ll of an act. what do you call it?” and the father says, “brazilian spaghetti strung trapese!”
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