bread monster
a bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. the bread monster is pr-ne to issues -ssociated with ingesting too much yeast, such as v-g-n-l yeast infections. be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
“waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?”
“sorry, the bread monster ate us dry.”
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