Bread Wipe


when slices of bread are used to wipe your -ss instead of toilet tissue.

works best on very runny and soggy sh-ts, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circ-mstances.
i had runny sh-ts yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.
to use a slice of bread to wipe your -ss.
yo did you hear what happened? b-mbles ran outta toilet paper so he wiped his -ss with some breadwipes.

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