a women who likes to grow hair around her lady garden
my wife’s breaded dragon scares the trick and treater every halloween
*sshole teachers – i.e., faculty. the f*ckulty is giving me grief over this outfit.
all sorfistas are girls that were *ssigned to be sisters in their life. sorfistas are people designed to destroy all froder that come along the path. sorfistas will chant their anthem when they can their anythem is: “sorfistas sorfistas, ra ra ra!” their natural habbit is in nicaragua, they cab be seen in cars with […]
- filthy fuss
f*cking a girl in the *ss then putting in her mouth i was with this chick last night and gave her a filthy fuss untill she choked
- mermaid flower
a flower created as a result of mutated cells. it’s beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. it’s sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it’s beautiful appearance. did you see the mermaid flower? isn’t that mermaid flower spectacular? via giphy