Breadsticking
occurs when a man dips his p-n-s in b-tter and garlic salt, then surprises his girlfriend with garlic break flavor when she goes down on him.
last night, in the heat of the moment, i tasted garlic and realized tom was bread sticking me!
the act of sticking a breadstick (preferably from olive garden) up a smokin’ hot girl’s -ss, biting the end of it, and thrusting it violently in her -ss with your mouth until she sh-ts.
no trip to olive garden is complete without a quick breadsticking in the bathroom with your lover.
after making or collecting breadsticks from an italian restaurant, you drive around with your windows down throwing the breadsticks at people on the streets.
everyone meet at gino’s and get as many sticks as you can we’re going breadsticking
inserting a lubricated bread stick into ones -n-s as a party trick. (friend pushing it in so far that it breaks off optional).
“my -rs- hurts so much! i was breadsticking on the dancefloor and some dude snapped my breadstick off!”
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