Break-up make-up
a common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. the resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert.
dave: dude, i saw you broke up with stacey…
tom: what the… how did you know, we haven’t even made it facebook official yet?!
dave: only had to look at her face man…
dave and tom together: break-up make-up…
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