Breakfag
a member of the ghey website break.com. in early 2009, a group of ebaumsworld.com regulars made a one-day excursion to break. after the short exodus to break, the ebaummers went back to their regular post, ebw. however, the people at break.com were extremely b-tthurt that anyone dared to break up their sausage fest, and have continued to troll the ebaums comment boards and forums. clearly inferior to the ebaummers, the breakf-gs then resorted to making multiple accounts and spamming the boards with random “gore” photos and various tranny p-rn ( obviously homemade by breakf-gs, due to their preference for p-n-s even in their choice of women/men ) the trolling continues even to this day, as apparently trolling ebaumsworld is superior to spending time on their own website.
to identify a breakf-g, one just looks for: staining of fingers with cheese doodle residue, a large amount of empty mountain dew bottles, a large bulbous -ss from sitting on a plastic-covered couch that mom tells them to keep their feet off of and empty paper plates that mom uses to feed them corndogs and pizza rolls.
the usual environment of the breakf-g ( breakf-gus unemployudous ) is almost always the bas-m-nt of their parents house. they rarely venture outside as the sun will blind them and their pasty white translucent skin will burn if exposed to actual sunlight.
when encountering a breakf-g, it is wise to just ignore them, as repeated interaction with a breakf-g will cause them to become aroused and once that happens it is nearly impossible to get rid of them. the mating call of the breakf-g is a “dawging” which is somewhat like a pwning, only more r-t-rded. they even have a site dedicated to “dawging” which they apparently use for masturbation fodder.
they are almost extinct, and as soon as the party van makes its rounds and chris hansen pays a visit to their homes, they will eventually fade from history.
ebaumer: hey sup! wasn’t that video funny?
breakf-g: your gay. i f-cked your mom. insert tranny p-rn pic here
ebaumer: jesus. are you breakf-gs still here trolling?
breakf-g: oooh.. i just dawged you. fap-fap-fap-fap
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