Breakfast Jack
any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10am.
i woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so i had to settle for a breakfast jack.
my folks left early this morning so i managed to get in a breakfast jack before school.
the act of masturbating as soon as one wakes up. often around breakfast time.
bill: yo what’d u do this morning?
scott: had a breakfastjack then went to work
this morning treat is an excellent source of protein.
bro: you ready for the gym this morning, brah?
brah: yeah, i just had a huge breakfast jack, bro.
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