Breakfast Scotch
the macallan 12 year old scotch. what you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening scotch.
master: yawwwn… now i must break my fast.
slave: breakfast scotch?
master: crawl to me. pour my breakfast scotch.
slave: yesssssss.
master:
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