breakfast soup



what cereal should have been called.
scientist: “i, the great scientist craig cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! i shall name it cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!”

smarter scientist: “that doesn’t even make sense! that clearly should be called ‘breakfast soup’ you narcissistic b*st*rd”

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