Breakfast Titties


when one’s t-tties closely resemble a large brown pancake with sausage protruding out of the middle. when the commonly know pancake t-tty and sausage nips morph together to form a grotesque adaptation of the female fun bags.
dude i was finna bone bonquisha till i saw dem breakfast t-tties, i didn’t know waffle house had a topless menu.
sloppy t-tties only made appetizing by the addition of syrup. also accompanied by a scramble egg tummy and cottage cheese -ss. typically found on lot lizards or walking in casino’s after 1:30a.m. coined by mdub
d-mn, i wanted to have a $1.99 grand slam breakfast until i saw those breakfast t-tties, can we just go home?

dude, i lost all of my money and now all that is here is breakfast t-tties!

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