Breakfastage


a common word used to describe the sudden urge for eating a breakfast cerial while sheering sheep.

it can only be used when the person is craving a kellog’s cerial and not any other brand.
most commonly heard of on the island of lanzarote.
mike: “dude, mindie wasn’t in bed this morning when i woke up.”
chris: “why not?”
mike: “she sometimes wakes up feeling breakfastage and heads to the farm”
chris: “oh ye, i get that too sometimes.”

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