breakup crying


the kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.
visitor: “what is that awful noise?”
you: “oh that’s my neighbor’s breakup crying. she’ll be done in a few days.”

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