Breast Desk
when a woman’s stomach extends further outward than her br–sts, thus serving as a platform (or “desk”) with which to support them.
1. i was going to suck on her nipples, but didn’t get past her breastdesk.
2. i usually don’t f-ck women with breastdesks, but it was a slow night, so hey, i made an exception.
when a woman’s stomach extends further outward than her br–sts, thus serving as a platform (or “desk”) with which to support them.
1. i was going to suck on her nipples, but didn’t get past her breast desk.
2. i usually don’t f-ck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, i made an exception.
Read Also:
- Breastfeeding Nazi
a breastfeeding mother who condemns bottle feeders in a preachy way. most of the moms at the la leche league meeting were nice, but a couple were real breastfeeding n-z-s.
- bring me the device
a joke used in the amazing show “whitest kids u’know”, when a mormon father is angry with his son. abusive dad: “timothy! because your are thirteen years old, you will now be punished as an adult! extend your left arm timothy!” wife: “zach, no!” abusive dad: “shush! gloria! bring me the device!”
- BRENTACLAUSE
a small brown native kid who does the work of his master willingly and gratefully. and never gives any lip, even in the face of death. man! look at that over-protective brentaclause!
- Bro Bunk
where you and a friend decide to sleep in the same bed even though another bed is available. bro 1 – “there’s a extra bed in the other room when you wanna crash at night.” bro 2 – “nah dude let’s just bro bunk for the night.”
- Brown Bomber
strain of marijuana made famous from the movie grandma’s boy which is “when you smoke this, you’ll sh-t your pants.” you get so stoned you don’t know whats going on and sh-t your pants. i don’t want any of the brown bomber, i already sh-t my pants this week. dropping some feces (t-rds,p–p) in the […]