Breastival


the breastival is the never-ending show of awesome t-tties and juggies and breasties all over the world.
more and younger girls join the breastival every day, and it is a good thing.
any recreational or public event or location which possesses a high likelihood of featuring multiple young women prominently displaying their chests.

often used as an outdoor version of breastivities.
guy 1: dude, you going to the cl-ss picnic this summer?
guy 2: dunno…is it worth it?
guy 1: are you kidding? last year the thing was a total breastival!

college guy: hey, it’s sunny – let’s get out of the dorms and walk around the quad, it’s sure to be one heck of a breastival out there today.

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