breastmatized


to be blinded by a woman’s shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman’s br–sts.
“why is he seeing jill? she is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh.”

“i don’t know. i think he’s just breastmatized by her double-ds.”

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