Brett Wilshire
a very huge kid with small hands, he’s full of rage and hates anyone that’s of another race, even though he is of mixed races. he pretends to do p-90x and instead hops himself up on steroids. he usually takes twenty minute p–ps and doesn’t really understand why he should wipe thoroughly. he doesn’t believe in a g-d, but does believe in a g-d when he’s in a sticky situation. he’s been known to rape kittens and cuddle with them afterwards. one time in the mid-west, he mated with horses to try and create minotaurs. he’s the best friend you deny when others ask if you know him.
man: “hey, did you see that freak over there? he’s such a brett wilshire.”
man 2: “let’s kick his -ss!”
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