brev-tard
the act of being r-t-rded when it comes to peoples lame abbreviations of common words used in a sentence
julie text-ed me ily and i replied “what are you talking about” she said nvm. i had to explain what a brev-tard i was before she admitted she said i love you
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- bribanana
a banana used for s-xual purposes, like inserting it into certain holes in one’s body. mostly used by h-m-s-xual females. squeezing it out in the hole once finished isn’t uncommon. girl 1: what will we use today? girl 2: what about a bribanana? girl 1: amazing idea! girl 2: – gets bribanana –
- Invisiballs
a word usually used for females who seem “manly” or act brave. jim: did you see the way jessie pounded tony last night? richard: you mean the princ-p-l’s son?! jim: yeah that guy! richard: d-mn that girl has some major invisib-lls.
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the single most horrifying thing anyone could ever think to put in a videogame. mike: i heard notch made invisible creepers ian: what?!?!!? i have to fortify my walls! mike: but what if their already inside the housssssssssssssssss
- Brick Hands
a person who can not catch a football. -jon throws a football to his friend a.j- -a.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them- jon: nice brick hands you’d be a great punt blocker! a.j: shut the h-ll up.