Brewing a Shartonnay


the prelude to a shart. the brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
before the 100 meter sprint i was definitely brewing a shartonnay. right as i crossed the finish line i popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. i need to do some laundry.

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