brewsamba


brewsamba- noun- (bru-sahm-buzz) (brew=beer, samba=brazilian dance and musical genre)- beer drunk in a casual setting, consisting of 2 or more “homies”. usually comes in bottle, and not can form, due to the fact that bottles are way more “s-xy”. often consumed with phrases such as: “sh-t the bed”, “i smoke unfiltered sh-t”, “thou wilt give thyself relief, if thou doest every act of thy life as if it were the last”, and “f-ck you j-bone”. the act of imbibing (drinking) brewsambas can result in any minx (female) within a one mile radius of the occurence, moaning, and uncontrolably grasping the nearest rod-shaped object. in response, the centaurs (men) committing the act will typically wink, and then retort “such is life”.
gentleman #1: yo, me and the homies were sippin brewsambas all night.

gentleman #2: that sounds like b-n-r soup!

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