Brian


a slang term, most commonly used by filipino women, referring to caucasian men. a generic and somewhat less offensive term for “white boy” in filipino culture.
that brian comes here every day and orders a venti iced coffee.
the name brian is of celtic origin and means; strength and honor. he is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, s-xy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ he can often be very dramatic, in the good way. he is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. he instantly just gains your trust. he is very reliable. brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. he has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. he is always true to who he is. he is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.
“man isn’t he dreamy. he is such a brian.”

“that’s my best bud right there. he is the greatest brian ever.”

“everyone bow down to the brian.”

“only a brian can save all of humanity”.

“he just pulled a brian.”
1. a guy who’s heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn’t exist when she’s not around.
2. term for the best guy friend conversationalist. someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. a reliable “lean on me” kinda friend
1. “g-d, he’s really in denial about that girl—he’s acting like a brian.”
2. she thanked him for listening and named him her brian.
3. “you’ve been such a brian to me since i met you. thanks for always being there for me.”
a highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, s-xy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. basically the total package! a guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.
woman: i’m the luckiest woman in the world…

her girlfriend: why is that?

woman: because… i have a brian!

her girlfriend: d-mn girl… you are lucky… can we share him?

woman: sure!! sounds like fun… he’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!!

her girlfriend: great!! let’s go get started then…
an intelligent, s-xy, well rounded guy. can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. he is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the m-sses, if only he can get over his fear of success. he is ambitious, but is also very pr-ne to laziness. a brian is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you’ll find out he’s just timid. brians are nurturers, protectors, and appreciators of humanity. as partners, brians see femininity as part of themselves, as a result, brians find it incredibly easy to please the lady in their life. brians are adored by women, and are often pr-ne to promiscuity, unless a person of equal wit and intelligence keeps them interested. as lovers, brians take the award as s-x-machines, period! brians are intimately affectionate, p-ssionate intense lovers. s-x with a brian is like awakening an unknown side of yourself, so make sure you fasten your seat belt! and i must say again, brians are intense lovers, and will quickly learn which b-ttons to press, when & where; and rapidly understand your bodies language of pleasure.
a brian can also be very mistrusting of others, and as shy observers, can come off as antisocial. brians can be pr-ne to depression, social disconnection and have a tendency to enjoy alcohol to the point of self-destruction. negatively, brians can be truly despised by close friends. because brians are very intelligent, they are good at getting revenge, and can be cold-hearted sarcastic -ssholes!
wow, that must be a brian!

last night i had the best f-ck ever with some random guy, he must have been a brian

that brian is a real cynical -sshole.

lets see what brian’s advice is.

wait. here comes brian, he’ll know what to do, he always does.

sh-t! here comes brian, lets change the subject or else we’ll never be able to finish!

-oh god, there’s brian now. i’m so nervous. i just feel like he doesn’t even notice me until he’s staring deep into my eyes while making love.
-how long have you been together?
-eight months, a week, two days and six hours.
-woa, and you still talk like that?
-if you only knew girl! hi babe
(brian)-you know i don’t like being called babe, my name is brian (with gentle smirk on his face) i missed you lady.
also known as “thunderc-ck”.
brian thunderc-ck
(n): the name brian is of celtic origin and means; strength and honor.
the irish king brian boru exemplifies the meaning of his name.
brian is an amazing guy with an incredibly big heart. he is very kind and loving and is always available for anyone who needs to talk. he is an amazing listener and genuinly cares how other people feel. he appreciates the little things and doesn’t take anything or anyone for granted. brian is not appreciated enough for his personality or for his heart so he likes to seek out affirmation where he can. he is very witty and there is never an awkward moment when he is around. girls tend to take him for granted and it isn’t until they’ve lost him that they realize what an amazing person he is. if you ever meet a brian like this, hold onto him and never let him go. he is worth it.
brian is a great listener!

brian is so funny.

brian rocks my socks.

brian is my siorghra’

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