bride

one about to be inprisoned in a life of pain.
my son’s bride isn’t too lucky.
when you drive around for the soul purpose of smoking a blunt
luke: where we going?
steve: just on a b ride.
hicktown babyboomer expression referring to one’s (female) beloved, regardless of how long you’ve been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you’re still in love with her.
me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

my bride and i have 5 kids.

the bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.
(b)ride or b-ride refers to the current spouse or partner that isnt what you deserve to be with, but for which you either settled for or were roped into due to fate, defective condoms, or other flukes of nature. although derogatory, it is pr-nounced as bride, which is falsely -ssumed by the object to be a term of endearment.

(b)ride can also mean (b-tch) ride who provides regular s-xual pleasure, otherwise is not remotely fun or interesting to be around.
roger: what did you do over the weekend.

daryle: nothing… my (b)ride had her parents over so i got roped into playing yahtzee and parcheesi

roger: lame dude.

jen: honey, would you go to the store and get some milk? i forgot to get it when i went earlier.

daryle: i guess so…. is there anything else you forgot, my (b)ride? maybe some tampons?
driving around while smoking a blunt. potentially hazardous for new smokers, best done with someone experienced in driving while high behind the wheel. p-ssing revolves around the driver- whatever is most comfortable for him is the order. this usually means p-ssing to the guy sitting back right and receiving from the guy riding shotgun.

now commonly called an “l ride” because someone decided “b ride” sounded gay.
a: dude, let’s roll that sh-t up and go for a b ride.

b: okay, but get bill to drive, i hate doin’ that sh-t while i’m high.