bridesmaid paradox
having a b-n-r, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your f-cked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.
i’ve been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, i have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep
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