bridge shift
the phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. on completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. this process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.
“i’m sort of a bridge shift between liasons.”
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