bridge to nowhere


when a guy shaves the pubic hair on his t-st-c-ls, but leaves the “happy trail”
zach told me he shaved his b-lls so i told him i didn’t believe him because he still had his happy trail. he pulled down his pants and i witnessed the bridge to nowhere!
sarah palin’s taint
“i said no thanks to that bridge to nowhere”
an extremely irrational, pointless, and obviously dumb idea

the bridge to nowhere was a bridge proposed to connecting ketchikan, alaska to gravina island (pop. 50) and the ketchikan airport.
the airport handles 200,000 p-ssengers a year, which are brought in on a ferry that runs every 30 minutes, and can handle 350,000 people a year.
the bridge was to cost almost $400 million and be comparable in scope to the golden gate bridge, which handles 118,000 cars a day!
in response to sarah palin talking about mccain’s health care plan to give families $5,000 to go out and get their own healthcare:

joe biden: “so you’re going to have to place — replace a $12,000 plan with a $5,000 check you just give to the insurance company. i call that the “ultimate bridge to nowhere.”
an idea or initiative whose costs outweigh the value of its benefits.
“you’re going to have to replace a $12,000 health-care plan with a $5,000 tax-credit check you’ve just given to the insurance company. i call that the ultimate bridge to nowhere.” – sen. joe biden, 10/2/08

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