Bridge to Terahornia


this is a s-xual maneuver that prost-tutes use to s-xually please men.

the woman will first strip naked and backbend into a bridge. she will stay in that position for as long as the man wants. the man will then remove his trousers and mount the woman in the backbend. he will slide his d-ck into the “crack in the bridge” and they will begin s-xual intercourse. when the woman climaxes, a spray of water from underneath the bridge will spew forward as a result of the backbend.

mmmmm… yummy, right?
kiya: hey, guy. give me some moo-lah and i’ll do you.
man: only if you use the bridge to terahornia style.
kiya: sure! i’ll do anything for guys!

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