when you have a lesbian friend who you f*ck occasionally but only ever date for two weeks
you have a bad case of bridgetteism with cheryl
- dp in the bp
acronym for ‘double penetration in the boy p*ssy’ this is when not one but two p*n*ses are inserted into the *n*s of a young, usually h*m*s*xual, male. “you put the dp in the bp, uc?” -maxwell
when a dog sneezes, farts, coughs, or rolls a round, shakes his face off, and then sneezes a bunch. also, when any canines of any sort jump into a pool or a medium sized body of water and start to paddle to land, and spray everyone by shaking their fur. my dog just dingoshlooped all […]
to use twitter in order to aira grievance in a childish way jesus christ. now trump is p*ssytweeting about the cast of hamilton. maybe if we #p*ssytweet every time he p*ssytweets, he’ll grow the f*ck up and act like he’s the president!
- uberty duberty
when something is amazingly awesome. that car ride was uberty duberty.