brimistry


(n.) although kept secret from the police for years, this act of child abuse was finally exposed on the due date for the final copy of the students’ science fair reports. the first victim was strangled to death by the person to which the term refers after he forgot to bring in a second copy. 5 others were injured after jumping out of the second story windows to avoid her wrath. the commotion resulted in a slow motion “running of the bulls” style chase of the survivors through the halls of a certain school.

(alt def.) acts of unjustifiable touture againsts highschool students.
hey man, what’s up?

dude…i’ve got brimistry this year.

-inhales breath- dude…i am so sorry.

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