Bringing a Knife to a Threesome


pop culture euphemism for;
1. person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party p–per
2. bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

origin:
based on this ridiculous account;
“in fargo, n.d., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. the stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the s-xual romp.”

the expression bounces off the old adage bringing a knife to a gunfight.
“ah sh-t, don’t invite that guy! he’d bring a knife to a threesome”.

“his friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry”.

“who brings a knife to a threesome!? seriously!”

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