brinksturbate
(verb)
brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an -rg-sm, and then stopping. this is used to tease or to increase the size of the next -rg-sm.
man: dude, last night, i was brinksturbating for hours over that carly rae something or other and when i finally got off, i had to repaint the entire room, you know what i’m saying!!
other dude: i brinksturbate a lot!
man: no you don’t! you don’t even know what it means!
other dude: man, i invented brinksturbating!
man: f-ck off you did! bullsh-tter!
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