Bristol Palin
the daughter of republican vp nominee sarah palin. she’s a big neo-n-z- strumpet who’s blatant unprotected v-g-n-l corndoggery undermines her mother’s fascist agenda for moral order.
bristol palin:
country first! condoms second!
to be underage and pregnant. especially if your parents are a part of the religious right
i think becky and i are going to go all the way tonight.
use a rubber dude, you don’t want to bristol palin her.
the daughter of the h-m-phobic republican sarah palin. shes a stupid wh-r- who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a h-m-phobe like her dumb-ss mother. shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party f-cked up the votes. shes also fat b-tch!
i wish bristol palin would get shot!
a description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original bristol palin.
usually results in said male being forced into a ‘happy marriage’ with the victim of bristol-palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
generic male 1: “dude i was totally boning president obama’s niece last week and now she rings telling me she’s preggers.”
generic male 2: “oh shiiiiiit you’re screwed! why the f-ck did you go and bristol palin that b-tch?”
generic male 1: “dunno but have a good life.”
milf. pregnant daughter of 2008 vice president candidate sarah palin.
– hey did you hear bristol palin is pregnant?
– yeah! that milf!
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