british ballslap


when two brits get into a quarrel and one man has had enough and slaps the sh-t out of the other mans scr-t-m.
clyde: are you done with that tea?

russell: no, i am certainly not, now back up before i give your b-lls a hearty whack!

clyde: woah man! i am not down for a british b-llslap!

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