Britishism Whore

anyone who doesn’t live in england who constantly tosses common britishisms into their chat, live journal, comments ect. in attempt to make themselves appear much more worldly than they actually are. any american who uses the words b-ll-cks, w-nker, -rs-, snarky and ruddy when they’ve never set foot outside of their beloved wisconsin/new jersey, much less the united states. a britishism wh-r- will more likly than not write in their lj about the row they had with one of their ex mates when she requested a change in the foremat to something more readable, “…but the ruddy cow couldn’t be -rs-d to do it! she was being a ruddy cow, full stop!!!”
potter heads, lord of the rings fans, some stray emo kids and a surprising amount of mods are guilty of being britishism wh-r-s. this special breed of wh-r- incites allot of ammus-m-nt from those who can see right through them (everyone).
raboflavin went apesh-t over the use of “britishism wh-r-” and promptly deleted it because it was too revealing of her true wh-r–y ident-ty.

riboflavin: this article is sh-t! i said it was sh-t and it still is! -stamps foot- waahhh!i’m gonna go w-nk in the corner! -w-ngst w-ngst w-ngst-
zuniga: er…yeahhh…
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any who doesn’t live in england who constantly tosses common britishisms into their chat, live journal, comments, ect. in an attempt to make themselves appear more worldly than they actually are. in other words, any american who uses the words -rs-, b-ll-cks, w-nker or snarky when they’ve never set foot outside of their beloved wisconsin/new jersey, much less the united states.
a britishism wh-r- will oftin write in their lj about the row they had with one of their ex-mates when she requested the font on her lj be more readable, “…but she just couldn’t be -rs-d to change it! she is, full stop, a stupid ruddy cow! urh, puts me into a right snarky mood!”

potter heads, lotr fans, the occasional emo kid, a great deal of mods and a surprising number of self-proclaimed “grammar n-z-s” are guilty of being blatant britishism wh-r-s. this special breed of wh-r- incites allot of amus-m-nt from those who can see right through them (everyone.)
riboflavin went secretly apesh-t over the term britishism wh-r- and promptly deleted it, because it was too revealing of her true wh-r–y self.

riboflavin: this article is sh-t! -stamps foot- i said it was sh-t and it still is! waaaaah! i’m gonna go w-nk in my little internet corner! – w-ngst w-ngst w-ngst-
zuniga: er…yeah…