bro band
an expantion of jock-rock which is the male parallel to the boy band; any music that causes “bros” to enter a state of wild abandon, swinging their arms violently, spilling beer and lip-syncing every lyric perfectly, essentially causing them to act like club-girls.
examples of bro-bands include blues traveler, dave mathews, the dispatch, james blunt, o.a.r., and others.
“it’s like they’ve turned madison square garden into a giant frat house.”
“well what did you expect? they’re a bro band.”
2 more definitions
the rebirth of friendship bracelets and a spin on the “live strong” bracelet, the bro-band is a guy’s new “it” accessory. given to one bro from another, signifying a status above any ho. (bro’s before ho’s). the bro-band can be found darning the wrists of young, hip, males at your local hot spot, and the wearer usually travels in packs. the bro-band should only be worn on the right wrist, and should be worn one at a time.
bro1: dude, i got you something.
bro2: oh yeah, what you got?
bro1: i got 4 bro-bands for you, rog, mike, and i.
bro2: bad-ss dude, ill rock it out with pride.
bro1: bro’s fo life?
bro2: fo sho bro
the rebirth of friendship bracelets and a spin on the “live strong” bracelet, the bro-band is a guy’s new “it” accessory. given to one bro from another, signifying a status above any ho. (bro’s before ho’s). the bro-band can be found darning the wrists of young, hip, males at your local hot spot, and the wearer usually travels in packs. the bro-band should only be worn on the right wrist, and should be worn one at a time.
bro1: dude, i got you something.
bro2: oh yeah, what you got?
bro1: i got 4 bro-bands for you, rog, mike, and i.
bro2: bad-ss dude, ill rock it out with pride.
bro1: bro’s fo life?
bro2: fo sho bro
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