bro beater


function: noun
pr-nunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər

inflected form(s): plural – bro beaters

1. a tank worn by fratstars or bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions – such as but not limited to j & t (jacked & tan)
bro 1:”hey, broski. tight bro beater. did you hit the gym today?”

bro 2:”i hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. but yea brohemian today was back & bis.”

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