Bro Code

a set of codes for friends to live by: no friend shall date, talk to or hangout with another friends x girl unless he is approved to do so.
john broke bro code by hanging out with bob’s x girlfriend without getting approval first.
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a set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between bro’s. the rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the p-ss-fication of america haven’t been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
bro code

#1: bro’s before ho’s.

#2: never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is ok
a seris of rules defining on how a set bro should act.
the bro code
1.thou shalt not sleep with your bro’s ex-girlfriend.
2.bros before hoes.
3.never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is ok
4.if a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
a. was an ex-girlfriend.
b. your bro specifically told you he wanted her.
c. is you’re bro’s sister.
however, if it’s your bro’s cousin, well she’s up for grabs, and you’re welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
5.never diss a bro if his team just lost a crushing game.

www.bebo.com/brocode for the rest
the bro code is a living doc-ment, much like the const-tution. except instead of outlining a government, or the bill of rights, or anything even resembling laws, the bro code provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. dating back to the american revolution, the bro code has never been published before. few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the ‘bro’. containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). with helpful sidebros the bro code will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
sample articles from the bro code:

article 1: regardless of veracity, a bro never admits familiarity with a broadway show or musical.

article 53: a bro will, whenever possible, provide his bro with prophylactic protection.

article 57: a bro may not speculate on the expected bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

article 77: a bro never cries.
the set of rules that is determined amongst a group of friends. this code can include anything from dating rules to what type of food must be cooked at a bro night. the bro code can also include punishments for breaking these rules & laws, and they must be followed if you wish to stay within the circle of bros.
guy #1: dude, last night i got laid by derek’s ex-girlfriend.

guy #2: you violated bro code! you know the punishment for sleeping with a friend’s ex!

guy #1: aww, and i had just got rid of the bruises from last time…
the one law that goes above all other laws on behalf of bros
bro code article #1: bros before hoes
a way of life between bros. no matter what is going on, the bro code must be followed. the best way to explain it is when butch stops the guys raping marcellus wallace in pulp fiction. minutes earlier they were fighting to the death, but the bro code kicked in. it doesn’t matter if it was saddam hussein in there, the bro code must be followed.
even though they tried to kill each other, the bro code dictated that butch could not let marcellus wallace be -n-lly raped.
honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
bro code
#1 sisters are off limits
#2 exes are off limits
#3 if a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 do not in any way, be that guy
#5 you always watch the game
ect.